"Have you seen Li'l Druggie?"
"Li'l Druggie, my research mouse, has been involved in some unfortunate cirumstances... apparently he escaped from his cage and accidently over embibed on yohimbine and inadvertently sired a number of over CRF-expressing offsprings, who are addicted to yohimbine. These ferral mice are now rumning wild throughout the hospital, in search of yohimbine and said to be compulsive overeaters and biologic reproductive function addicts.

EXPERTS FEAR Li'L DRUGGIE MAY BE A BREEDAHOLIC!

--Li'l Druggie in Menage-et-trois

Center for Sex Research Experts at CSUN fear that Li'l Druggie may suffer from a previously undiagnosed biological reproductive sexual function Addiction, which has led to the main stream media nicknaming the troubled rodent, "The Furry Fiend." Among the CSR's concerns are that Li'l Druggie will seek coital congress with anything bearing the name "Mouse," or that resembles a "Mouse,"

Insider sources say that Disney will be filing charges in Criminal and Civil Court revolving around an unfortunate incident implicating Mickey Mouse, that cast aspersions on the famous rodent's sexual orientation, following a public altercation between Mickey & Mighty Mouse, during which Mighty Mouse made the the shocking statement, "I am Li'l Druggie's bitch, and there ain't no other bitch, and Mickey Mouse need to know that he aint nothing but just Li'l Druggie's gutter bitch."

Minnie Mouse is extremely distraught by the comments but assures Disney that her relationship with Mickey Mouse is stable, despite no children.